you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????
(via lubricates)
Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today
(via dulect)
1eos:
astrology don’t even work on cishet men…………….they’re Evil. sun in stupid. moon in evil. rising in aggravating
aries men: loud aggressive and short
taurus men: stubborn but make it Extra
gemini men: mister know it all
cancer men: cry babies with anger issues
leo men: EGO EGO EGO
virgo men: sheldon cooper
libra men: sluts . either frat boys or gay boys
scorpio men: psychopaths
sagittarius men: will cheat sooner or later
capricorn men: sociopaths
aquarius men: will not text back
pisces men: stoners
(via situationalzodiac)
Shout out to all the people who are still social distancing and wearing masks. Thank you for still taking this pandemic seriously and understanding how an illness can spread from person to person. I pray that the universe provides you with an infinite amount of abundance.
(via waitingforthesong)
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May your August be filled with love and growth.
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(via dulect)
To all the people who believe property is more important than 600 hundred years of slavery and oppression of Black people.
(via closet-keys)